Them Babies

Priya and Rick want to raise their new baby gender-neutral. But their family has other ideas…

Set over one chaotic family get-together, Them Babies is the warm, relatable family comedy we need at the heart of the gender debate.

Written and directed by Charlie Brades-Price
Produced by Guildhall Pictures

Brian
Franklin
£1,577.00
raised of £5,000.00 goal
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31 Backers
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Comedy
Scope
Short
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    Them Babies

    Brian
    Franklin
    Genre
    Comedy
    Seeking funding for
    Production
    Scope
    Short
    Campaign type
    Flexible Funding
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    The modern world has never been more polarised. Right vs. left and young vs. old, and attitudes towards identity and gender are evolving faster than ever. Through comedy, this film unpicks the divides that lie at the heart of almost every family in Britain. Rather than calling our differences out, Them Babies calls its audience in for a long-overdue conversation in the most relatable and entertaining way.

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    Charlie Brades-Price - Writer & Director

    Youd never catch me saying this out loud, but our world is built on gender. And whilst the liberals amongst us believe in a different kind of future, getting there is going to be pretty sticky. This film is a love letter to the awkward rub of old and new, and the invisible fault line that runs through the heart of most families in Britain. 

    It is a film that has to be funny, because those heady, early days of parenthood are nothing short of a clusterfuck; outrageous overstepping from well-meaning family members, exhausted new parents desperately trying to cling on to their ideals and buckets of deep, hopeful love ready to be placed onto the tiniest of humans. 

    I wrote this as I wanted to be like Priya and Rick. Because from the moment I was told my childs sex at our twenty-week scan, everyone - including me began piling on frankly outrageous expectations. So welcome to a parallel universe where I was a little bit braver, and a very average family is thrust into one of the biggest conversations of our times gender.

    Them Babies is Charlie’s second comedy short and her sixth collaboration with Guildhall Pictures. You can view her multi-award-winning first film, Well-Meaning People, here.

     

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    The money raised will be used to cover the costs of hiring a camera kit, location expenses, and talent fees.  If the full budget is achieved, the ambition is to shoot on an Arri Alexa with a selection of beautiful lenses and lighting.

    This is a community-led, crowdfunded film, and with the kindness of many talented people, we have managed to keep location, cast, and crew costs down. However, we will need additional funding for camera hire and lighting.

    By shooting this film beautifully, we know it will have far greater reach. We want to do this film justice and give it the cinematic quality this talented crew are capable of.

     

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    Brian M. Franklin - Producer

    A big man with his heart probably taking up most of the space. He launched his first feature film, 'The Passenger' , in 2020, has been a father and a godfather to many short films and furiously supports independent filmmaking with his production company, Guildhall Pictures

     

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    Sinéad Beverland - Co-Producer

    A kick-ass writer and passionate film lover, Sinéad is the go-to person whenever anyone gets stuck in their script. With many tricks up her skilful sleeves, she co-runs Guildhall Pictures and has written features, short films, short stories and is currently writing her first novel.

     

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    James Mellors – 1st AD

    When he’s not writing and directing his own award-winning films, Mellors is the right-hand man everyone needs in their crew. Always on hand for creative opinions on everything from the script, shot list and art department, he’s our go-to guy to pull the whole project together.

     

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    Jenny Whiffen is Andrea

    Say hi to the brilliant Jenny Whiffen, who is joining Them Babies to play doting new grandma Andrea -  think Essex Queen and you’ve got her down. We’re so excited to be working with Jenny again, following on from her brilliant performance as Mae in our short Well Meaning People. Jenny is an absolute powerhouse of a performer - from theatre, to film and television, she’s got all bases covered. Currently shooting a top secret feature film, you’ll also be seeing her on your screens very soon, in season three of ITV’s Trigger Point. 

    Trust us when we say, Jenny playing Andrea means you’re in for a treat.

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    Rubina Pabani is Deepa

    Please welcome Rubina Pabani to the cast of Them Babies. She’ll be playing the insta-fabulous Deepa, a first-time aunty who is firmly and unapologetically #teampink. One half of the multi-award-winning Brown Girls Do It Too podcast, joining us fresh from her incredible Edinburgh Fringe run and national tour, she is the comedic actor everybody needs on their team. 

    We can’t wait for you all to see Deepa Aunty in full flow!

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    Luke Nadimi is Steve

    Lads, lads, lads! The brilliant Luke Nadimi is joining Them Babies to play Steve; Deepa’s boyfriend and absolute bloke. A talented actor, with a career working across film and television, Luke has appeared alongside Andrew Koji in Hubris and featured in Masters of the Air, produced by Steven Spielberg. Having just returned from filming an international project in Bulgaria, which is set to premiere at major festivals later this year, we’re excited to see Luke stepping into Steve’s shoes!

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    Jeff Innocent is Clive

    How thrilled are we to be welcoming the legend that is Jeff Innocent to the Them Babies party? (Clue - very!) Multi award winning comedian and viral sensation, Jeff has been making people laugh both at home and abroad for over three decades. So buckle up, because you'll now get to see him as Clive, our no-nonsense, working class, husband, dad, father-in-law, and new grandad. What's in store? Stay tuned to find out!

    MORE CAST ANNOUNCEMENTS COMING SOON!

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    If you can't support us financially, we can always use moral support! We love to hear from other filmmakers or people interested in the project. Please feel free to say hi on instagram at @charliebrades or @GuildhallPictures and we will keep you updated with this and other film projects.

    Jeff Innocent is Clive

    How thrilled are we to be welcoming the legend that is Jeff Innocent to the Them Babies party? (Clue - very!) Multi award winning comedian and viral sensation, Jeff has been making people laugh both at home and abroad for over three decades.

    £1,577.00
    raised of £5,000.00 goal
    Funded
    31 Backers
    12-Week Scan

    You’ve been puking for weeks, now it’s time for the first glimpse of the little one! To show our gratitude, we’ll send you a special social media shoutout.

    £15.00
    Baby’s First Steps

    Arms outstretched, 1, 2, 3…. Your little hero is walking all by themselves. A special social media shoutout, along with a digital screening copy of the film.

    £50.00
    Baby's First Words

    They’ve been making weird noises for weeks. Will it be “Mama” or “Dada”… no it’s “Bumbum”. We’ll invite you to the cast and crew premiere screening in Central London. (20 available)

    (19 remaining out of 20)
    £100.00
    Eating Solids

    Put those tits away, it’s solids time! Prepare to have mushed-up peas splattered all over your walls, floor… and face. These generous people will be able to choose from one of these special 1-hour creative sessions with a member of the talented Guildhall Pictures team: Natural Light Professional Headshots, Unscripted Television Development Masterclass, Creative Writing Workshop or How to Make a Short Film Masterclass (10 available)

    (10 remaining out of 10)
    £250.00
    Potty training

    They’re doing adult-sized turds now. It’s time for the big one, Potty Party!! Those of you with deep pockets, we can offer an Executive Producer credit and all of the above perks. (? available)

    (5 remaining out of 5)
    £750.00